I did nothing today, except stuff my face with carrots. My captors think this will appease me, but I have other plans. They appear to think it is cute when I lick them on the neck, but I am just testing them for ripeness. Someday when they are sleeping I will attack...
But, seriously, what's up with all the carrots? I wish I could have some parsley. They keep trying to feed me new things like strawberries, cucumber or bell peppers. I prefer my regular yummies. I said parsley damnit!!! Once they are gone, I shall escape and raid the fridge. >:)
Please remember, make my video go viral. Or else.... One day, guinea pigs shall rule the world! Muahahahaha *chokeoncarrot*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUAR-n5Asqs
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